Why do I even get on the internet?

regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat

me in the shower: accepting award

me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial

me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show

me in the shower: life problems

me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me

me in the shower: showing off my mad singing skills and sexiness to the crowd of fans that isn't really there.

jvh1988:

Tom Felton and Evanna Lynch at the Opening of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Japan (July, 14)

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor

grandpa: were going to the fun factory

mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

theclearlydope:

We need to work on that poker face.
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theclearlydope:

We need to work on that poker face.

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opalescentnanomachines:

How do I reach this point in life

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anostalgicnerd:

Robin McLaurin Williams

7.21.1951 - 8.11.2014

  ↳ You have made our lives extraordinary.
        Thanks, Robin, you’re free.

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Family, Duty, Honor

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dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

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When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap

20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

taliabobalia:

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lillith-thesubmissive:

imaginebaggins:

Russell Brand Messiah Complex

Wisdom.

This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.

comedians generally are.

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heartatwork:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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