Why do I even get on the internet?

avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner

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hatos:

fronk-jaeger:

heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

hatos:

fronk-jaeger:

heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

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scorsece:

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN MOVIES LIKE HOW DO YOU NOT FALL IN LOVE OVER AND OVER WITH CHARACTERS AND DROOL OVER CINEMATOGRAPHY AND CRY AT THE SOUNDTRACKS AND STOP BREATHING OVER THE BEAUTY OF THE WORDS I GO INTO A CINEMA AND I WALK OUT A DIFFERENT PERSON HOW DOES THIS NOT HAPPEN TO EVERYONE???/

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geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

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ven0moth:

mom i need u to leave

ven0moth:

mom i need u to leave

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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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amiyumiyumia:

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

jASMINE HAD TO HIT SLEEPING BEAUTY ARE YOU KIDDING

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guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

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sticksareevil:

theprincessofdiamondslives:

sir-princess-of-221b:

pelledreamo:

guys

abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy

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HOLY SHIT

BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER

Bill Nye the Time Lord Guy

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oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

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