Why do I even get on the internet?

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(via transicarus)

amiyumiyumia:

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

jASMINE HAD TO HIT SLEEPING BEAUTY ARE YOU KIDDING

(via waitinforthedoctor)

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

(via waitinforthedoctor)

sticksareevil:

theprincessofdiamondslives:

sir-princess-of-221b:

pelledreamo:

guys

abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy

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HOLY SHIT

BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER

Bill Nye the Time Lord Guy

(Source: ohgorman-archive, via waitinforthedoctor)

oqk:

put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

(via menageriedefolie)

punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

(via waitinforthedoctor)

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

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how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

(via boring-fallen-angel)

whydouwantaname:

deanssunshine:

victoniac:

victoniac:

casteilnovak:

watchtheskytonight:

flaaffytaaffy:

my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage

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goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves 

if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.

yessss

Even if you arent a supernatutal fan, favourite and reblog this for us.

We need more notes guys!

Soon, Adam! Soon!!!!

(Source: shotastiel, via boring-fallen-angel)

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

(via mycroftholmesbrolly)

hungerfaerie:

Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"

"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"

"Actually, it’s-"

"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"

(via newbatteriesforyourhalo)

kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.

(via whatenglandtasteslike)

jolly-reaper:

what am I doing

(via kadoda)

inksplattersandearlyhours:

"Fred Potter, I actually let your mother name you after the bravest man she knew, instead of making it all about me. Now promise me that you’ll take a picture of McGonagall’s face when she realises the prankster legacy you and James plan to live up to. Awesome. High five.”

(via ouijaboardofcocks)

megitsunee:

americans every other day of the year: i fucking hate this country

americans on 4th of july:  image

(via songsofwolves)